do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
should my penis look like a turkey
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
You ruined the universe
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
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