Farmville is her only friend.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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