i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
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