I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
Randomize
