So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
Randomize
