He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
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