i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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