But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
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