Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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