i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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