I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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