Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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