honey bunches of taint.
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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