She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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