Non-Jews are for practice
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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