tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
jump out the window naked night went bad
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
