I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
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