Jerry, you need to find god
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
Randomize
