they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
Randomize
