If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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