found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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