We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
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