Kiss
Puke
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
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