Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I'd cum for enchiladas.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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