I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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