Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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