everyone is single if you try hard enough
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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