Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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