What a fucking waste of an outfit
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
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