I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
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