I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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