You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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