and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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