I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Randomize
