I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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