Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
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