he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
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