walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
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