Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
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