We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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