I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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