We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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