id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
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