I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
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