His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
wow bdsm is so cute
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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