How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
you didnt know i had herpes?
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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