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(337): View more from Louisiana

Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.

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(703): View more from Virginia

I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.

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(310): View more from California

I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.

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(716): View more from New York

Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer

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(613): View more from Ontario

We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends

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(541): View more from Oregon

the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control

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(857): View more from Massachusetts

Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years

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(415): View more from California

I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.

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(858): View more from California

My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.

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