This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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