i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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