K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
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